Yo Mama Jokes

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back? Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi" Yo Momma so ugly! Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won't look at her! Yo Momma is so ugly Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning! Yo mamma is so dumb Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway. Yo Mamma's So Fat...Zoo Yo Mamma is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her. Yo Mama the Gourmet Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat! Yo mama's...Stupid Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store. Ur Momma So Fat when she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued. The Toilet Yo Mamma's so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes. Yo mama so fat, the whales sing Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"