Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Jokes, Skeleton Jokes

A skeleton joke How do skeletons get their mail? By bony express! A vampire joke What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine! A vampire joke Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash! A vampire joke How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs! A vampire joke What do vampire footballers have at half times? Blood oranges! A ghost joke Where do ghosts get an education? High sghoul! A ghost joke Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home! A cannibal joke What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays! A cannibal joke What do you call a massive witch doctor? Mumbo jumbo! A vampire joke Why did the vampire give up acting? He couldn’t get his teeth into the part! A skeleton joke What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings? Lazy bones! A werewolf joke Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted? Because they always give snappy answers! A Halloween witch joke How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one? By her suntan! A werewolf joke What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf? A creature with an all over perm!