Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Jokes, Skeleton Jokes

A skeleton joke How do skeletons get their mail? By bony express! A vampire joke What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine! A vampire joke Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash! A vampire joke How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs! A vampire joke What do vampire footballers have at half times? Blood oranges! A ghost joke Where do ghosts get an education? High sghoul! A ghost joke Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home! A cannibal joke What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays! A cannibal joke What do you call a massive witch doctor? Mumbo jumbo! A vampire joke Why did the vampire give up acting? He couldn’t get his teeth into the part! A skeleton joke What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings? Lazy bones! A werewolf joke Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted? Because they always give snappy answers! A Halloween witch joke How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one? By her suntan! A werewolf joke What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf? A creature with an all over perm! Read more!

Halloween Jokes, Skeleton Jokes, Halloween Skeleton Jokes

When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone. Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite ! Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. What is a young skeleton? A skeleteen What do skeletons like to eat? Ribs Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear? Red Skeleton What do you call a stupid skeleton? A numbskull What is a skeleton's favorite insult? The word 'Bonehead' How does a skeleton get into his house? With a skeleton key What do skeletons have nightmares of? Dogs What forms of major education do skeletons attend? High Skull What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost? 2000 Bone-us points Read more!

Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts. Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death! Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat. Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck. Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos. Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark. Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license. Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with. Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria. Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist. Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line. Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin. Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin. Read more!

Halloween Jokes, Halloween Fun, Funny Halloween

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with... What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries... What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving... What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein... What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer... Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves... What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends... What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts... What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel... What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane... What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds... What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime... What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich... What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone... What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath... What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure... Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation... Read more!