Bad Christmas Jokes, Funny Jokes On Christmas

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbonhood Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog.