Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Bad Christmas Jokes, Funny Jokes On Christmas

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?

Krisp Kringle

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

“Rude”olph

Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?

Deery Queen

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?

Santa Claus-trophbia

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbonhood

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleas Navidog.

2 comments:

Jones said...

Hmm! this was really funny jokes

Colon said...

Pranksters are made, not born and this is how they roll: best live pranks of all time .

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