Arrangement

A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ." Read more!

Dislike Lawyers

During a jury selection process, the first lawyer began his questioning as an intimidating showman. He looked over the prospective jurors and asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" Before the pause became too long, the judge said, "I do." Read more!